Sheep riddles

We all joke about the sheeple, so I thought folks here might enjoy these sheep riddles emailed to me by a friend.

Q: What do Bostonians call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: "Fleece Navidad!"

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.

Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the baaaahamas.

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Sheep riddles