An Amish Man goes to his first Mall.

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his Dad were visiting their first Mall ever. The two of them were astonished at all the lights, music coming from out of the sky, the stores and especially a silver wall that opened in the middle and then closed again.

They watched a large obese woman in a wheelchair maneuver her way between the doors and then they closed again. The boy and his Dad watched as the lights above the door went all the way up to ten and in a moment it came back down and stopped. The silver wall opened again. Out stepped a gorgeous blond that weighed about 90 pounds. Then an old woman walked up to the wall and again it slid open. The old woman walked in and the silver walls closed. Again the light went up to ten. Then it came back down and the walls opened. Out stepped a beautiful young woman. She smiled, the boy and his Dad watched her walk away. The Dad said to the son, "Go get your mother and bring her back here. Hurry boy!"

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An Amish Man goes to his first Mall.