White Helmets Engaged in Looting, Human Organ Trafficking in Syria

What is Bashar al-Assad's favorite band?
My Chemical Romance

What did general Custer and Assad both say to their men?
WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE TOMAHAWKS COME FROM??

Bashar Assad died. He went to heaven.
But St. Peter did not find him on the lists and did not let him into the gate. The sad Assad descended into Hell. There he met the Devil, who was very glad.

"It's so great that you came. We have a real mess here. I really need a good administrator. You will bring order to hell.

Bashar al-Assad was delighted. But suddenly he realized that he had forgotten his suitcase in heaven.

"I need to pick up my things in heaven, and I'll come right back."

"No no no. You are too important person now. We will send some demons to bring your stuff."

Demons ran to the main entrance to heaven, and, of course, they were not allowed. Then they ran along the high fence, and began to climb over.

This is what God and Saint Peter look at. And Saint Peter said:

"I warned you. He's only half of an hour there, and we have refugees already."

Our baby's new nickname is Assad...
..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

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White Helmets Engaged in Looting, Human Organ Trafficking in Syria