Reasons guns are better then women

some light humor i did a search for this forum returned like 300 results and didnt see a similar thread in the first 10 pages. Feel free to add any you can think of

1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
3. If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7. Guns function normally every day of the month.
8. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
10. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR THE GUN.

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Reasons guns are better then women