The New Armani Patent Leather Shoe for Luigi

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice.

Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani Patent leather shoes that sit there catching the little reflection of lights and they dazzle him with their beauty. He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about. In fact, he catches himself as he lingers in front of the window beginning to drool.

After about 2 months he saves the price for the shoes, $300. He walks into the store and proudly purchases them. He is ecstatic by finally having them and he can't wait to show them off.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.

Luigi is gratified by this opportunity to finally wear his new Armani Patent leather shoes for the first time in public.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
"Sophia, do you weara reda panties tonighta?'

Startled, by this comment Sophia replies in a soft voice,

"Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know this?"

Luigi answers with pride, his chest swelling as he says,
"Ima see da reflections in my newa $300 Armani Patent leather shoesa. How do you likea dem?"

She answers with pride excitedly,
"They're perfect Luigi!"

Next, he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks,
"Rosa, do you weara whitea panties tonighta?"

Rosa answers a bit mystified,
"Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?"

He replies pridefully,
"I seea the reflectiona in my new $300 Armani Patent leather
shoesa.... How do you likea them?"

She answers him and with a big smile on her lips,
"They are beautiful!"

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red... He stammers as he begins to speak, obviously, he can scarsely breathe, he says,
"Carmela, be stilla my hearta, pleasea, pleasea, tella me you
no weara panties tonighta, pleasea, pleasea, tella me this true!"

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, and she squeezes closer to his chest,
"Why yes Luigi , I weara no panties tonight, do you likea dat?..."

Luigi gasps, he falls to his knees and put his hands together in front of his chest, he throws his arms up and away from him stretching to the heavens and his hands clutch one another as he wrings them almost in prayer.....

He yells out in a hoarse scream, his voice is cracking from the stress........
"Thanka Goda ... ! Thanka Goda! I thought I had a CRACKA in my new $300 Armani patent leather shoesa.....................!"

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The New Armani Patent Leather Shoe for Luigi