Someone tell me the secrets of women..

What the heck do they carry in their purses?? I have a 24 hour bug out bag thats no where near the size of some of their Daily carry bags...

Why do they take a brand new pair of jeans and tear holes in them?? To make them look old?? Why aren't the holes ever in the back of the legs??

Why so many shoes?? I have a pair of work boots and a decent set of what we used to refer to as sneakers.. When one wears out, I toss them and get another pair. Ohh, and a pair of "dress" shoes even though I never wear a dress??

Why do men have to wear ties and women don't when in formal attire??

Dying their hair anything but a natural color.. Pink is NOT a natural hair color..

Stripes in their hair??

Have you ever been in a bar with a buddy and this gorgeous woman walked in and your buddy said "Man, if she had brown and blonde stripes in her hair, torn jeans with pink in 4 inch letter across the butt, and a piercing in their nose right there between the two nostrils.. I'd be all over that"??

Put a good lookin farm girl in a pair of nice jeans and a flannel shirt and I'm callin a Taxi to take her home in.. Unless she has a truck that bigger and better than mone, then I just propose on the spot...

Why is there a WIC program where Single women with an infant and/or a child get milk and food to feed those kids but, there's not a MIC program for men that ended up with the kids??

What kind of questions do you have about women??

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Someone tell me the secrets of women..