Cougar kills man

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Originally Posted by leadcounsel Some pretty dangerous cougars roaming out there, usually nocturnal urban types. Rarely do they kill their prey. Usually just leach off them for a few months and maybe take some money or stuff when they scurry away.

The problem is, once you hit 50, a cougar is so old they aren't so much a cougar as they are a raggedy ass old mountain lion.

That's why I married a woman who is 10 years younger than I am.

Now that I'm retired, I leach off her and spend her money.

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No, I read your last post. At first I merely rolled my eyes and shook my head, but then nearly had to quit reading because I was worried that your brand of stupid was contagious because everyone who agreed with you seemed to drop IQ points with every word.

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Cougar kills man