The Boy With a Big Head

One day Johnny came home from school and he was pretty well beaten up. His mother looked at the clock and realized he was home way too early...

"Why are you home already?"

"Momma, the kids all said I have a big head and they beat me up and told me I looked funny."

"Don't be silly, go back to school. You don't have a big head!"

"But Momma, they're going to beat me up again."

"No they won't, go back to school."

He was back home in a couple of hours and his clothes were torn, his lip was bleeding and he had a big bruise on his cheek. He was crying.

"Why are you home again?"

"Momma, the kids beat me up again and said I have a big head and I look funny."

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Go back to school."

He threw himself on the floor and kicked his feet and was screaming....

"Okay, stop that, you can stay home from school for the rest of the day but I need you to go to the store for me."

"Sure Mommy, what do you need?"

"Three dozen eggs, four loaves of bread, six cans of corn, three cans of stewed tomatoes, ten pounds of flour and a watermelon."

"But Mommy, how am I going to carry all that stuff?"

"Don't be silly, put it in your hat."

Caseyboy

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The Boy With a Big Head