Happy Birthday, Comrade Lenin

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year again: Lenin's birthday, or, as it is called in America, "Earth Day." For our international friends, Earth Day is the day when we all get together and listen to propaganda denouncing man as a cancer on the planet, as opposed to the Earth, which is a benevolent Mother deity imposing a moral code upon mankind.

Personally, I've never understood the holiday, but that makes me a bad person, apparently.

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Happy Birthday, Comrade Lenin