Very punny...

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired

Let's block ads! (Why?)

Very punny...