lundi 13 février 2017

Bordello Bug-Out

A story originally posted in Jerry's forum.

Please forgive errors in this story. I have never been in a brothel and all my information is second and third hand. I haven't been to Nevada since 1960 so my knowledge of the state is also second and third hand.

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BUG-OUT BORDELLO

"With the signing of these papers, the Elko Preparedness Society, LLC. becomes a legal entity . Will the officers of the EPS sign here."

Now there is some additional business to take care of. The late Mr. Nash, who sponsored the incorporation, bequeathed some property to the EPS. It consist of a Quarter section of land that has a depleted silver mine under it and a service business on the corner near the highway. The Society also owns a 45% part of business with the manager owning 10% and the staff owning the other 45%. The Society part of the profits are to be used in supplying and upgrading the shelter started in the silver mine. One stipulation is that the Society agrees to shelter and help the staff in the event of the shelter being needed."

"What is this business?"

"The Silver Mine Ranch."

"I've never been there, but isn't that the high class brothel southwest of town?" asked Harold.

"Yes it is. Now there is also an entrance to the mine from the basement of the housing unit of the business. Also in the basement is enough long term storage food two years for the staff of twenty-five. The housing unit is an earth sheltered dome with thirty bedroom suites, kitchen, and commons room that doubles as a dining room. The current staff consists of twenty full time workers, manager, a cook, two cleaners, and a grounds keeper that also does security. The manager and cook knows about the LTS food and the mine entrance.

"The shelter contains five, eight bed bunkrooms, four double bedrooms to sleep at present forty eight people. There is room and material if you want to add more sleeping space. The kitchen and commons set up is similar to the housing unit except twice as large. There is a battery bank, 10 water tanks of thousand gallon each, 5 five thousand gallon propane tanks, and a filtration system for water that collects in the mine. The tanks are the largest that could be placed in the mine. There is a generator room that is vented to the outside through a series of baffles and heat exchangers. The generator room has the batteries, inverters, and main junction box. The air intake has two sets of heppa filters and a high intensity UV in the duct work. Each bunkroom has a shower, two hand sinks, and two toilets. Each bedroom has a three quarter bath and there are four more half baths along with two more shower rooms off the commons room. The gray water is used to flush the toilets, reducing the water usage. The potable water tanks and gray water holding tank are on the level above the main level. The waste water goes to a septic system outside the mine.

"The kitchen has a propane stove on an island. There is a commercial sink and a small sink next to the stove. The sink by the stove has an extension faucet that can reach pots on any burner. There are two large ovens and one small one. There are two microwaves, a commercial mixer with all the attachments, and other kitchen tools, most commercial grade. There is a demand water heater for the kitchen and one for each bath. There is also a small demand water heater, set at maximum, attached to the sink by the stove. There you can make instant hot drinks, instant cereal, or add almost boiling water to pots directly from that faucet. There is a large, high efficiency refrigerator and three large, high efficiency, chest freezers in the pantry. There is no dishwasher, they use too much power and water.

"Here is four copies of the layout of the mine by level. Here is also four copies of the layout of the improvements made."

With that the meeting broke up. They decided to tell the other members in person and have a discussion at the next regular meeting.

When Fred got home he told his wife about the meeting. His wife Betty said "I'm not real comfortable being part owner of a brothel."

"We are not part owners, the Society is a part owner and we are members of the Society."

"OK, so I'm not comfortable benefiting from a brothel."

"Then you may want to give up your substitute teacher pay. Taxes from the brothels goes into the general fund from which your pay comes."

"OK, but I'm still not real comfortable."

"Except for an emergency, we probably won't have much to do with them."

At the EPS meeting there were several people, like Betty, that the brothel put them outside their comfort zone. By the end of the meeting most questions were answered, except for one of the single guys jokingly ask about an owner discount. That joke fell flat with the wives giving him dirty looks. It was also decided that on the upcoming long Thanksgiving weekend that the members that didn't have other family commitments would have a practice bug-out to the mine and have a group celebration.

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Bordello Bug-Out

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