What are you're 'You're a Conspiracy Theorist' comebacks

I've reached a point where I'm sick & tired of playing defense when someone COCKY says this because you give the person this zero intelligence free pass at them 'Feeling' smart having made no point whatsoever. I put COCKY in bold because it depends on the person and their tone, someone can definitely say it without being a jerk about it. Anyway, to the cocky, arrogant idiot who literally thinks that they are intelligent because they memorized a 2 word quip, I want to out cocky them and anger and demean them because that was their intent towards me! This is what I said to someone yesterday (and I'm looking for good ideas);

"(Laughing) So you're telling me that if something didn't come from the mainstream media (I hit these 2 words) you think it's a conspiracy theory?? WOW!!"

Granted I'm not making an intelligent point either but they started it lol. I am on their 5th grade level now...but guess what? It worked this dude lost his cool big time hahaha!! So maybe my line wasn't that great but it felt great because it worked. Do you guys have any good ones that has gotten under someone's skin??

On a side note I think that someone should print out t-shirts that say...

"Conspiracy Theorist - A person who accuses confirmed pathological liars of lying."

I just think that that definition is not only accurate but it also has a ring to it that says 'If you're NOT a conspiracy theorist you are extremely naive.'

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What are you're 'You're a Conspiracy Theorist' comebacks